First IMDb review

Someone was nice enough to post a review of Horror House on its IMDb page. One star out of ten and a heading of 'words can't describe how bad this is' shouldn't please me like it does, but the very same thing has been said of Transformers 2, Saw, American Beauty, and many other movies that made handsome money at the box office. What do I care what some random anonymous viewer thinks? They watched my movie. I hope more will watch it. If nothing else, maybe people are curious now to find out if Horror House is, indeed, the worst movie ever made. I can't help but laugh.